Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
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Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards.
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
£10.95
You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
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Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
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Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
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