Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Coasters

Be kind to the tables (and surfaces) off this world and add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Our coasters and placemats are made from hardboard with a cork back to protect table top surfaces. Topped with a high gloss finish and black edge.

And we've got something to suit all occasions... Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving. Browse now to find your perfect coaster!

Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Heron Addict Coaster | Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching Drinks Mat

Heron Addict Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Word Art Coaster | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagina Word Art Coaster | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Mariguana Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Stoner Iguana Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Mariguana Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Wake And Bake Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Housewarming Gift For Stoner Baker, Weed Smoker, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Cannabis, Marijuana

Wake And Bake Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bums Illustration Pink Coaster | Bum Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Bottoms, Abstract Nude Coaster, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Bums Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Willy Word Art Coaster | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Herbivore Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Punny Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Vegan Stoner, Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Herbivore Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Freshly Baked Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Tokémon Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Tokémon Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
One Love Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner Couple, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

One Love Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Coaster | Punny Gift For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle Drinks Mat

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Knights Hemplar Doodle Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Knights Templar Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Doodle Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Stoned Age Doodle Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Stoner Caveman, Stone Age Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Stoned Age Doodle Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster | Naked People Coaster, Rude Coaster, Abstract Nude Drinks Mat, Naked Marching Men And Women Coaster, LGBTQ+

Abstract Nude Men And Women Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Toy Word Art Coaster | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Knights Hemplar Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, Knights Templar Pun

Knights Hemplar Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Royal Highness Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Royal Highness Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Flower To The People Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, Power To The People

Flower To The People Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Stoned Age Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Knights Hemplar Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Knights Templar Pun

Knights Hemplar Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Optimus Fine Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Movie Pun, Vintage Typography, Valentines Gift, Anniversary

Optimus Fine Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Derrière

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bathing Men Coaster | Swimming Men Coaster, Men In Speedos Coaster, LGBTQ+ Coaster, Art Deco, Retro

Bathing Men Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster | Naked Man Well Done Coaster, Congratulations Coaster, Cheers Coaster, LGBTQ+ Coaster

Cheers To You Man In Rubber Ring Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25