Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Coasters

Be kind to the tables (and surfaces) off this world and add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Our coasters and placemats are made from hardboard with a cork back to protect table top surfaces. Topped with a high gloss finish and black edge.

And we've got something to suit all occasions... Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving. Browse now to find your perfect coaster!

Abstract Boobs Coaster | Coloured Boob Print Drinks Mat, Breasts In Different Shapes, Sizes & Colours, Abstract Nude, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Abstract Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Heron Addict Coaster | Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching Drinks Mat

Heron Addict Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, For Cat Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Caravan Wanker Coaster | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle Drinks Mat

Caravan Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Penis Print Coaster | Cartoon Willy Print Drinks Mat, Hen Party Gift, LGBTQ+, Hen Do

Penis Print Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Word Art Coaster | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Coaster | Cartoon Boobs Drinks Mat, Female Empowerment Gift, Feminist, Breasts

Boobs Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagina Word Art Coaster | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Mariguana Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Stoner Iguana Pun Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Mariguana Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Wake And Bake Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Housewarming Gift For Stoner Baker, Weed Smoker, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Cannabis, Marijuana

Wake And Bake Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster | Naked Woman Drinks Mat, Nude Female Form Line Drawing

Abstract Nude Female Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bums Illustration Pink Coaster | Bum Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Bottoms, Abstract Nude Coaster, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment, LGBTQ+

Bums Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster | Funny Coaster, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, For Dog Owner, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Yoga Poses Coaster | Yogis Posing Drinks Mat, Gift For Yoga Lover, Lotus Pose, Cobra Pose, Downward Facing Dog, Tree Pose, Namaste

Yoga Poses Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Rug Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Rug Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Willy Word Art Coaster | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Chess Print Coaster | Chess Pattern Drinks Mat For Chess Player, Chess Master, Queen, King, Knight, Rook, Bishop, Pawn, Board Game

Chess Print Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Yoga Illustration Coaster | Yogis Posing In Tree Pose, Namaste, Gift For Yoga Lover, Yogi, Yoga Drinks Mat

Yoga Illustration Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Weed Illustration White Coaster | Cannabis Leaf Illustration, Hand Illustrated Fine Art Marijuana Leaves, Dope Drinks Mat, Ganja, Hash, 420

Weed Illustration White Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Herbivore Coaster | Weed Drinks Coaster, Punny Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Vegan Stoner, Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja, Hash, Pot

Herbivore Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Freshly Baked Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Freshly Baked Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster | Boob Print Drinks Mat, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Coaster, Female Empowerment Coaster, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Scotch Egg Print Coaster | Scotch Egg Pattern Drinks Mat, Scotch Egg Illustration, Scotch Eggs, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Scotch Egg Print Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Weed Word Art Coaster | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Tokémon Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

Tokémon Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
One Love Coaster | Weed Drinks Mat, Gift For Stoner Couple, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Ganja

One Love Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Drinks Mat, Bum Print, Bottom

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Muffin Muncher Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Muffin Muncher Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Funny Literary Gifts, Literature Pun, Vintage Typography

Charlie And The Chocolate Starfish Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25