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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

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Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

Obligatory Birthday Card Greeting Card

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Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Naked Man Birthday Card, Strong Man Card, Buff Man Card, LGBTQ+ Birthday Card For Gay Man

Bearded Man In Boxers Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£10.95

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Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Boxer, Man With Black Eye In Boxing Gloves Defending, Knockout, KO, Punch, Strike

Happy Birthday Boxing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baseball Player, Batter Getting Ready To Hit The Ball, Hey Batter Batter

Happy Birthday Baseball Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Hiker, Couple Hiking Up Mountain, Walking, Climbing, Rambling, Scrambling, Outdoors

Happy Birthday Hiking Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Surfer, Woman Surfing With Guy Drowning, Riding The Wave, Barelling Wave

Happy Birthday Surfing Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Yogi, Girl With Yoga Mat, Yoga Poses, Upward Facing Dog, One Legged Pigeon Pose

Happy Birthday Yoga Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Baby On Board Greeting Card | Funny, Pregnancy Pun Baby Card, Kangaroo With It's Joey In It's Pouch, Kangaroo Mother, New Baby

Baby On Board Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card | Diving Birthday Card For Diving Friend, Scubadiving, Under The Sea, Scubadiver With Thumbs Up

Happy Birthday Dive Buddy Greeting Card

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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought

When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card

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Mushroom Print Mug | Mushroom Pattern Coffee Mug, Colourful Mushrooms Illustration, Magical Mushrooms

Mushroom Print Mug

£11.95

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Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card | Shakespeare, Bard, Bros Before Hoes, Friendship, Literature, Funny Literary Pun Card For Writer, Reader

Prose Before Hoes Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Kawai, Tofu Joke Vegan Birthday Card, Square Of Tofu With A Balloon, Veggie, Plant Based

Happy Birthday Tofu Greeting Card

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Weed Word Art Mug | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Mug

£11.95

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World's Dopest Sister Mug | Stoner Gift For Sister, Her, Funny Sibling Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Dope, Hash, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Sister Mug

£11.95

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

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Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug | Funny, Joke Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Coffee Mug, Gingerbread Man Poledancing On Candy Cane

Gingerbread Man Pole Dancing Merry Christmas Mug

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Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Him, Red Head, Red Haired Boy, Man

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card, Tarzan, Jungle

Go Wild! It’s Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

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So Fetch Greeting Card | So Fetch Birthday Card, LGBTQ+ Greeting Card, Friendship Card For Her, Movie Quote

So Fetch Greeting Card

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Freshly Baked Mug | Weed Mug For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Baker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Freshly Baked Mug

£11.95

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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, Spanish Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

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#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

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Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Retirement Card, Funny New Job Card For Coworker, Child Moving Out Card

Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card

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I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Birthday Card

I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook | Boob Print Notebook, Different Shaped Breasts, Abstract Nude, Funny Journal, Female Empowerment Diary, LGBTQ+

Boobs Illustration Pink A5 Notebook

£11.25

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

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Willy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

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Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card | Happy Cat Thank You Card, For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Kitten, Thanks For Helping Me Out, Cat With Thumbs Up

Thanks For Helping Meow't Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab With Balloon And Party Hat, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

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Seize The Clay Greeting Card | Funny Encouraging Card, Happy Clay Man In Party Hat, Encouragement, Good Luck, Seize The Day

Seize The Clay Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Conductor In Party Hat With Musical Notes And Confetti

Just A Note to Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Knob! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

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We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bride + Groom On Loo Roll, Toilet Roll

We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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My Cup Of Tee Mug | Funny Golf Pun Mug, Gift For Golfer, Happy Golf Ball Next To Tee, Ace, Birdie, Putt, PGA, Grand Slam, US Open, Cup Of Tea Pun

My Cup Of Tee Mug

£11.95

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I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!