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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Twink A5 Notebook | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Journal, Pop Art

Twink A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of pop art inspired notebooks.

£11.25
Otter Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Otter Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Bear Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Bear Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Butch Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Butch Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Femme Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Lesbians, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Femme Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Keep The Fuck Away Sticker | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker | Rude Sticker, Funny Sticker, Black And White Sticker, Offensive, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Off To University

Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster | Gift For Couples Moving Out, Monochrome Drinks Mat, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Fridge Magnet | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Gift, Small Boobs, Breasts

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Sex Toy Word Art Coaster | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Fridge Magnet | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Boobs Word Art Fridge Magnet | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Vagina Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Sex Toy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Bum Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card | Funny Toast Pun Engagement Card, Wedding Card, Toast Bride And Groom, A Toast To You, Just Married

A Toast To The Happy Couple Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Ageing Joke, Cake With Candle Saying Blow Me

Happy Birthday! (Blow Me Cake) Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Parent, Grandparent, Ageing Joke, Cake That Says You're Old

Even The Cake Thinks You’re Old! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Tea Drinker, Let's Party, Cup Of Tea With Party Hat

Let’s Par-tea For Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Parent, Grandparent, Bumble Bee In Party Hat With Cake

Hap-bee Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card | Funny Cat Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat In Party Hat, Cat With Empty Bowl Waiting For Cake

Happy Birthday Now Where’s The Cake?? Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Partner, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Good At Sex, Top Shagger, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

Sex Instructor First Lesson Free Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Wanchor Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Work, Gift For Coworker, Colleague, Friend, Partner, Sibling, Wanker Anchor Pun, Monochrome, Banter, Profanity

Wanchor Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Installing Sense Of Humour Please Wait Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Work, Gift For Coworker, Colleague, Friend, Partner, Sibling, Loading Symbol

Installing Sense Of Humour Please Wait Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Cricket Birthday Card For Cricketer, Dancing Cricket Player, Cricket Fan, T20, Ashes

Battier Than Ever Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card | Funny Wanker Anchor Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Partner, Monochrome, Profanity, Banter

Birthday Wanchor Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card | Funny Gin Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Gin Drinker, Bottle Of Gin Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Gin Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card | Cute Engagement Card For Lesbian Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Just Married, Congratulations, Two Female Dogs

Congratulations Bitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99