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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Heron Addict Mug | Gift For Twitchers, Bird Watcher, Nature Enthusiast, Ornithology, Birdwatching

Heron Addict Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Magnet

£10.95 GBP

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£10.95 GBP
Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Moose Pun Birthday Card, Happy Moose In Party Hat, Amazing Birthday

Wishing You The Most A-Moose-ing Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Second Birthday Card For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Santa Claws Greeting Card | Funny Lobster In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Santa Clause, Lobster Claw Pun

Santa Claws Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card or Sixty Year Old, 60th, 60

I Regret To Inform You That Your Fifties Have Now Expired Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card | Kawaii Birthday Card, Dumpling, Chopsticks, Dim Sum

Happy Birthday Dumpling Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Judas Mug | Rude Good Luck Gift For Coworker Who Is Leaving, You're Leaving, New Job, Traitor, Monochrome

Judas Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card | Funny Get Well Soon Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Some People Will Do Anything For Time Off Work Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card | Funny Penis Pun Leaving Card For Colleague, Coworker, Work Friend, Penis Doodle, Goodbye Card, Retirement

Willy Sorry To See You Go Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Dad, Him, Man BBQing Steak In The Sun, BBQ

Happy Birthday To The Barbecue King Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Canoer, Water Sports, Couple Canoeing, Canoe Boat, Canoeist, Paddle, Draft

Happy Birthday Canoeing Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Merci Greeting Card | Poodle Doodle, French Thank You Card, French Poodle In A Beret And Striped Top

Merci Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Mr And Mr Greeting Card | Cute Gay Wedding Card For Gay Couple, LGBT, LGBTQ+, Congratulations, Just Married Card, Two Grooms Holding Hands

Mr And Mr Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Cook, Man In Chef Uniform

Happy Birthday To The Head Chef Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Ceramics Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Potter, Man Surrounded By Pots At Pottery Wheel, Ceramic Artist, Clay, Kiln

Happy Birthday Ceramics Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card | Funny Crab Pun Birthday Card, Crab On A Deckchair With Champagne, Have A Fabulous Day

It's Your Birthday... Have A Crabulous Day! Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Mug | Weed Mug, Stoner, Gift For Weed Smokers, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

Keep Blazing, Stay Amazing Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Allotment Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gardener, Allotment Owner, Garden, Gardening Tools, Veggies, Plants

Allotment Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, The Best, BFF

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Man In Leather Bondage Suit, Gimp Suit, BDSM Joke

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Boxing Pun Birthday Card, Boxer Knocking Out Other Boxer, KO, Box, UFC, MMA

Have A Knockout Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In January. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card | Funny, Nun Joke Birthday Card For Sister, Sibling, Nun Pun, Nun With Halo And Cross Necklace

Happy Birthday Sister Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card | Funny, Birthday Card For Housemate, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend, Happy Dustbin Holding Bin Bags

Happy Birthday To The Best Bin Taker Outer Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Rock Climbing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Rock Climber, Climbing Wall, Outdoor Sports And Fitness, Abseiling, Edging

Happy Birthday Rock Climbing Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday Bird Watching Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Birdwatcher, Twitcher, Ornithology, Man Looking Through Binoculars At Bird

Happy Birthday Bird Watching Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Friendship Card, Pair Of Testicles Doodle, Testies, Scrotum

You're Scrotally Awesome Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
World's Dopest Mum Mug | Stoner Gift For Mum, Mother's Day Mug, Mother, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja, Hash, Dope, Pot

World's Dopest Mum Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy

You Were Shit At Your Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Congratulations, Musical Note Celebrating In Party Hats

Just A Note To Say Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP
Campervan Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For VW Campervan Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25, T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
World's Dopest Brother Mug | Stoner Gift For Brother, Him, Funny Sibling Mug, Weed Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Dope, Ganja, Pot

World's Dopest Brother Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Caravan Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Mug

£11.95 GBP

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£11.95 GBP
Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Pun Birthday Card For Rum Drinker, Pirate Drinking A Bottle Of Rum

Have A Rum Believable Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99 GBP

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from £3.99 GBP