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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Queen Coaster | LGBTQ+ Gifts, LGBT Gifts, Gifts For Gay Men, Drinks Mat, Pop Art

Queen Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our pop art inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker | Rude Sticker, Funny Sticker, Black And White Sticker, Offensive, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook | Moving Out Gift, Gifts For Couples Moving Out, Black And White Journal

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic Quote, Profanity, Monochrome Fridge Magnet

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagina Word Art Fridge Magnet | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
You're Leaving Baaaaa for Now! Greeting Card | Funny Sheep Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Bye For Now, Sheep With Suitcases

You're Leaving Baaaaa For Now! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Birthday Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Cup Of Tea In Party Hat

Happy Birthday To My Best-tea! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday!Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Knob. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Card In Party Hat

Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Parent, Grandparent, Giraffe In A Party Hat, Having A Laugh

You’re How Old?? You’re Having A Giraffe! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Egg Pun Birthday Card, Happy Cracked Egg Wearing Party Hat, Fried Egg Partying, Excellent Birthday

Have An Egg-cellent Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card | Funny Beer Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Beer Drinker, Pint Of Beer Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Beer Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is What A Washed Up Actor Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Old Actor, Actress, Failed Actor, Bad At Acting, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Washed Up Actor Looks Like Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our range of mugs.

£11.95
Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card | Funny Music Pun Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Best Friend, Love And Friendship Cards

Life Would bFlat Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card | Jade, Thirty Fifth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Jade Dragon

35 Years Together Without Getting Jaded Now That's An Achievement Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Couple In Bed

We're Bedder Together. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card | Birthday Card From The Cat For Mum, Dad, Husband, Wife, Cat Owner, Pet Cards, Cat Lover, Crazy Cat Lady

Happy Birthday From The Cat Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
The Bogey Man Mug | Funny Golf Pun Mug, Gift For Golfer, Sad Red Monster Holding Golf Club, Boogeyman, Bogey, PGA, Grand Slam, US Open

The Bogey Man Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2006 The Year Of The Legend Mug | Complimentary Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug

2006 The Year Of The Legend Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
1977 The Year Of The Legend Mug | Complimentary Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug

1977 The Year Of The Legend Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby

2004 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card | Complimentary Birthday Card For Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, The Best, Born In The Seventies, 70s

1972 The Year Of The Legend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Caffeine Prescription Mug | Joke, Pun Gift For Tea Lover, Coworker, Partner, Friends, Dr T. Baggins, Coffee Mug, Caffeine Addict, Need Caffeine

Caffeine Prescription Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Comfortably Mum Mug | Funny Gift For Mum, New Mother, Her, Wife, Pink Floyd Fan, Pink Floyd Pun, Mum Sat In Armchair, Mothers Day Gift

Comfortably Mum Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95