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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Profanity Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card, Monochrome

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card | Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday Cunty McCunt Face Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Swear Word Card

Happy Birthday From One Cunt To Another Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

You're A Prick But I Love You Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Graduation Card, Congratulations, Exams, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Well Done You Clever Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity, Rude Birthday Card In Orange For Ginger, Red Head

Happy Birthday You Ginger Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Retirement, New Job, Redundancy, Fired, Lost Job

It Was A Shit Job Anyway Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Pair Of Cacti, Cactus Prick Pun

Congratulations You Pair Of Pricks Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Bike Wanker Mug | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card |Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Arsenal Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Arsenal Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, New Job, Good Luck

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Colleagues Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, Spanish Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

from £3.00

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Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card | Rude, Profanity Happy Christmas Card

Merry Fucking Christmas. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Penis Print Mug | Cartoon Willy Print Mug, Hen Party Gift, LGBT, Abstract Nudes, Cock, Prick, Dick

Penis Print Mug

£5.00

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£5.00
Bong Appetite Fridge Magnet | Punny Gift For Stoner Cook, Weed Smoker, Ganja, Cannabis, Marijuana, Pot, Hash, Bon Appetite

Bong Appetite Magnet

£4.50

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£4.50
Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Liverpool Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Liverpool Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Chelsea Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football

Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Sex Toy Word Art Mug | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Synonyms

Sex Toy Word Art Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Bum Word Art Mug | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Synonyms

Bum Word Art Mug

£9.95

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£9.95
Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Profanity Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement

Good Luck You Fuck. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Christmas Card For Her, Girlfriend, Friend, Wife

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits. Greeting Card

from £3.00

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from £3.00