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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Boobs Word Art Mug | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Synonyms

Boobs Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Word Art Mug | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Synonyms

Willy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron | Rude, Funny, Deadpan Apron For Wine Drinker, Vino, Mum, Her, Profanity, Monochrome

Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Dad, Profanity, Monochrome

Prick With A Fork Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In July Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In March Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Her, Bubble Font, Mad About Christmas

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Pessimistic New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Hashtag, Profanity, Red And White

#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker | Rude Sticker, Funny Sticker, Black And White Sticker, Offensive, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook | Moving Out Gift, Gifts For Couples Moving Out, Black And White Journal

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Smug Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Massive Tosser A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic Quote, Profanity, Monochrome Fridge Magnet

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Bum Word Art Coaster | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagina Word Art Fridge Magnet | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Magnet

£10.95

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Penis Outline Weather, Willy, Cock

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug | Funny Novelty Mug For Friend, Brother, Sister, Profanity, Banter, Arrow Pointing To Drinker

This Is What A Dickhead Looks Like Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Sibling, Son, Daughter, Born In The Naughties, 00s Baby, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

2001 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1988 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Eighties, 80s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1980 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Born In The Seventies, 70s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1975 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 37 Mug | 35 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 37th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Seventh Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Seven

I Am 37 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
U Are 42 Greeting Card | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

U Are 42 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
U Are 30 Greeting Card | 28 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 30th Birthday Card For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirtieth Birthday

U Are 30 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99