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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Shitmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Profanity, Dry Humour

Merry Shitmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Penis In Santa Hat Doodle, Dick, Schlong

Merry Cockmas Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker | Rude, Offensive Christmas Sticker, Stocking Filler, Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Sticker

£3.65

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£3.65
Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Mum, Parent, Her, Mother's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Come All Ye Faithful

Cum All Ye Faithful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vegan Wanker Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card For Vegans, Veggie, Plant Based

Vegan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Champagne

Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let's Fuck Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Rude Kitchen Magnet, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Magnet

£10.95

Add some spice to your fridge with our cheeky magnets.  SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Boob Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla Joke

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging, Funny Dog Card For Dad

Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99