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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card | Funny Wine Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Wine Drinker, Glass Of Wine Weather

Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Wine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla Joke

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging, Funny Dog Card For Dad

Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle In A Suit, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Born In The 80s Greeting Card | 80s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Cockeral Doodle, Profanity

Merry Christmas You Absolute Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti, Prick, Sex Toy Joke

Anything Can Be A Dildo If You're Brave Enough Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card For Friend, Nosey Cunt In Small Font Joke

Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
44 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Fourth Birthday Gift For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
42 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Second Birthday Gift For Forty Two Year Old, 42nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

42 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
28 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Eighth Birthday Gift For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Third Birthday Card For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Nineteenth Birthday Card For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let That Shit Go Tote | Man Meditating Canvas Shopping Bag, Gift, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Meditation, Let It Go, Breakup, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Tote

£26.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£26.50
Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card, Rude Poo Pun, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Happy Birthday You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Coaster | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
About Fucking Time. Greeting Card | Rude, Funny, Profanity, Engagement Card, Well Done, Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Mug | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Synonyms

Sex Toy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Boobs Word Art Mug | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Synonyms

Boobs Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Word Art Mug | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Synonyms

Willy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Love Your Cock Mug | Rude, Punny Gift For Him, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle, Penis Pun

I Love Your Cock Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron | Rude, Funny, Deadpan Apron For Wine Drinker, Vino, Mum, Her, Profanity, Monochrome

Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Dad, Profanity, Monochrome

Prick With A Fork Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99