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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
28 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Eighth Birthday Gift For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Third Birthday Card For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Nineteenth Birthday Card For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Merci. Greeting Card | French Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Merci. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Coaster | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Mug | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Synonyms

Sex Toy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Boobs Word Art Mug | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Synonyms

Boobs Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Word Art Mug | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Synonyms

Willy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron | Rude, Funny, Deadpan Apron For Wine Drinker, Vino, Mum, Her, Profanity, Monochrome

Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Dad, Profanity, Monochrome

Prick With A Fork Apron

£21.50

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£21.50
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Her, Bubble Font, Mad About Christmas

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Pessimistic New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Hashtag, Profanity, Red And White

#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Men Are Dicks Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

Men Are Dicks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job, Champagne

Congratulations You Little Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

from £3.99