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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Birthday Card For Beer Drinker, Older But Wiser, Beer Bottle In Glasses With White Beard

Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Second Birthday Card For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fourth Birthday Card For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twentieth Birthday Card For Twenty Year Old, 20th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

20 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
No Shit Sherlock A5 Notebook | Sherlock Holmes Joke Gift, Mystery, Crime Solving, Literature, Funny Pun Journal, Diary, For Reader, Detective

No Shit Sherlock A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Card, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty First Birthday Gift For Twenty One Year Old, 21st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

21 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Rude Birthday Card, Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity

You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Parent, Grandparent, Friend, Sibling, Man With No Hair Illustration

Nope, Still A Bald Cunt! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
22 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Second Birthday Gift For Twenty Two Year Old, 22nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

22 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Eighteenth Birthday Card For Eighteen Year Old, 18th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

18 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fantasy Football Wanker Mug | Rude Gift For Fantasy Football Player, Funny Football Mug, FPL, Gaming

Fantasy Football Wanker Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Campervan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Campervan Owner, VW Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25,T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Campervan Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Card For VW Owner, T4, T5, T6, T25,T2, T3, Vee Dub, Camper

Campervan Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're My Favourite Prick Mug | Rude Gift For Him, For Her, Funny Valentines, Prick Pun Cactus Mug, Cacti

You're My Favourite Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Gym Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains

Gym Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Penis Print Cushion | Abstract Nude Willy Cushion, Feminist, Line Drawing Dicks, LGBTQ+

Penis Print Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Abstract Boobs Cushion | Abstract Nude Breasts Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Tits

Abstract Boobs Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card For Her

I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card | Deadpan You're Leaving Card, Funny Leaving Card, Good Luck, Profanity, New Job, Judas

Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster | Rude, Funny, Offensive Drinks Mat, Black And White Coaster, Profanity, Monochrome

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Coaster

£13.25

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£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet | Funny, Rude Fridge Magnet, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Black And White, Monochrome, Profanity

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend, Deadpan Profanity Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought

When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Mug | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Gym Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Gym Goer, Weight Lifter, Gym Enthusiast, Muscle Head, Gains, Journal, Dairy

Gym Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Muchas Gracias Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Thank You Card, Spanish Thanks, Gratitude, Pop Art

Muchas Gracias Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
#loveyou Fridge Magnet | Offensive Fridge Magnet For Him, Funny I Love You Fridge Magnet, Hashtag

#loveyou Magnet

£10.95

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£10.95
About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook | Rude Notebook, Offensive Journal, Black And White Notebook, Funny Gift, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Willy Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
I Am 41 Mug | 39 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 41st Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 41 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Tit's Your Birthday Abstract Boobs Greeting Card | Breasts In Different Shapes, Colours And Sizes Print Card, Nudity, Tits, Multicoloured Breasts

Boobs Print Colourful Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat, Bah Humbug, Christmas Hater

Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug | Rude Gift For Rugy Player, Funny Rugby Pun Mug For Rugby Fan, Rugby Player Holding Loo Roll

You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Bugger. Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card In Green, Profanity, Sorry, Apologies

Bugger. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

40 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Guitar Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Rude Graduation Card, Rude Well Done Card, Rude New Job Card

You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bugger Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Break Up

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99