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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Namaste Bitches. Apron | Funny Yoga Joke Apron, Gift For Yogi, For Yoga Friend, Namaste, Profanity

Namaste Bitches. Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Weed Word Art  Apron | Weed Synonym Stoner Apron, Funny Gift For Stoners, Weed Smokers, Cannabis, Ganja, Pot, Hash, Grass, Dope, Marijuana

Weed Word Art Apron

£21.50

Put a smile on their face with our fun range of aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Dick The Halls Apron | Funny, Rude Christmas Apron, Hand Illustrated Holly, Profanity Deck The Halls Pun

Dick The Halls Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
You Try Hard! Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Pun Graduation Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Congratulations, Nerdy Looking Rugby Player In Glasses

You Try Hard! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Wife, For Her, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Husband, For Him, Wedding Anniversary

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug | Rude, Funny, Profanity Father's Day Gift For Dad, Parent, Him

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Funny, Deadpan, Profanity Birthday Card, Age Joke

Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Brother, Sibling, Him, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In April. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 60th, Profanity Sixtieth Birthday Card For Sixty Year Old, Grandad, Grandma, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

60. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Son, Daughter, Brother, Sister, Friend, Age Card

30. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Dad, Mum, Friend, Age Card

50. Fuck You're Old. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Oh Shit! Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Rude Poo Pun Sorry Card, Dung Beetle On Ball Of Shit

Oh Shit! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Good Luck Card, Rude Dildo, Vibrater

Good Luck Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Weed Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Weed Word Art Greeting Card | Cannabis, Mary J, Pot, Ganja, Hash, Grass, Dope

Weed Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our weed word art greeting card.

from £3.99
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Holly Illustration, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95