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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Dick The Halls Mug | Rude, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Gift, Stocking Filler, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Dick The Halls A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Notebook, Rude Stocking Filler, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Sister, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Father's Day Mug For Dad, Father, Profanity

Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday, Old Age Joke, Not Another Birthday

Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Tinsel In The Shape Of Breasts With Bauble Nipples Doodle

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Bugger Greeting Card | FFunny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops, Profanity, Breakup

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis Pun, Cock, Bubble Font

Merry Cockmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Goodbye 2020

#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#congrats Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Graduation, Passed Exams, Passed Driving Test, New Job

#congrats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card | Deadpan Card, Rude Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Small Boobs

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Carole Baskin Greeting Card, Tiger King Greeting Card

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Greeting Card | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Mammaries, Cans, Jugs, Bust

Boobs Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our boob vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£11.25
Let's Fuck Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Rude Drinks Coaster, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Add some spice to your morning cuppa with our cheeky coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker | Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Rude Sticker For Dog Owner, Black And White Sticker, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Keep The Fuck Away Sticker | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook | Funny Gifts For Mum, Mother's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Mother

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Notebook For Him, Birthday Journal

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Monochrome Journal, Small Todger, Willy, Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Notebook, Anniversary Gift For Her, Valentines, Black And White Journal

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Good Luck You Fuck Coaster | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, New Job, New Home, Leaving For University

Good Luck You Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Drinks Mat

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Keep The Fuck Away Coaster | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Get Well Soon Gift, Profanity

Keep The Fuck Away Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25