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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit

You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card

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Congratulations On Your New Home I Know You Worked Hard Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina Greeting Card | Rude New Home Card, Spoilt, Rich
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

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Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Card For Friend, Brother, Sister, Sibling, Wanker, Monochrome

Nope, Still A Wanker! Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Rosette Birthday Card For Boyfriend, For Girlfriend

Happy Birthday! Christ You're A Fucking Fine Specimen! Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Shih-Tzu Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Drunk Shih-Tzu, Let's Get Shitfaced

It's Your Birthday Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Mother's Day Card For Mum, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

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You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card | Funny, Mean, Rude Chicken Donkey Pun Card, Ass Fucker, Chicken Sat On A Donkey, Cluck

You Ass Clucker! Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card | Funny Lion Pun Celebration Card, Lion Lying Down With A Glass Of Champagne

It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card

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I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card | Donkey Pun You're Leaving Card, Going Away Travelling, Good Bye, Man Leading Donkey Away

I'm Glad You Finally Got Your Ass Out Of Here Greeting Card

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Chit Happens Greeting Card | Stressed Looking Yogi Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Shit Happens, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Chit Happens Greeting Card

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card | Funny Chicken Pun Birthday Card, Chicken Rolling On Alcohol Bottle, Let's Get Fucked Up

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Clucked Up! Greeting Card

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They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card | Rude Vintage Christmas Card, Santa Claus Presents Joke

They Said He Only Did Once A Year, But When He Did, It Was Always A Sackfull. Greeting Card

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Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Card For Him, Man and Woman With Small Fish On A Plate, Small Penis Joke,

Jack Was Embarrassed About His Tiddler. Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary, Vintage, Fairies Kissing On Toadstool, Pixies

Emma Wondered If Now Was The Time To Tell Pete He Looked Fucking Ridiculous. Greeting Card

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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card | Pessimistic New Years, Champagne Glasses Clinking, Bubbly

Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card

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Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card | Rich, Spoilt, Moving Out
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Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Let That Shit Go. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Tote

£26.50

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£26.50
Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card | Funny Yoga Sympathy Card In Green, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Third Birthday Gift For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Nineth Birthday Gift For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
38 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Eighth Birthday Gift For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
37 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Seventh Birthday Gift For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
34 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fourth Birthday Gift For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
33 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Third Birthday Gift For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
31 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty First Birthday Gift For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
24 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fourth Birthday Gift For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
23 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Third Birthday Gift For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
19 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Nineteenth Birthday Gift For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Man Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Boy Diary, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Lady Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Girl Diary, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Football Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude Gift For Footballer, Football Player, Funny Football Notepad, FPL, Fantasy Football

Football Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25