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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Prick With A Fork Apron | Rude, Funny Pun BBQ Apron For Him, Dad, Profanity, Monochrome

Prick With A Fork Apron

£21.50

Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons.  SIZE: 25" X 35" 

£21.50
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card For Her, Bubble Font, Mad About Christmas

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, French Happy Birthday

Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Oh Shit Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Breakup, Whoops, Profanity

Oh Shit Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card | Deadpan New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Pessimistic New Year Card

Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#welldone Greeting Card | Rude Well Done Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Hashtag, Graduation, Exams, New Job

#welldone Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Hashtag, Profanity, Red And White

#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Fuck Men Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome

Fuck Men Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
He Was A Wanker Greeting Card | Funny Break Up Card For Her, Sorry Divorce Card For Her, Men Are Trash Card, Monochrome, Profanity

He Was A Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Bitches Get Stitches Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, Exams, New Job, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive New Job Good Luck Card, Funny Good Luck Card, Four Leaf Clover Doodle

Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Treats Greeting Card | Naughty Birthday Card, Funny Rude Birthday, Sex Toy Birthday Card, Dildo, Vibrater

Birthday Treats Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Rude Good Luck Card, New Job, Exams, Leaving

Good Luck You Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bum Word Art Greeting Card | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Rump, Cheeks, Arse

Bum Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our bum vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Dog Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook | Moving Out Gift, Gifts For Couples Moving Out, Black And White Journal

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25