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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Gardener, Her, Him, Fuck Buddies, Gardening Pun, Be My Valentine

Will You Be My Fork Buddy? Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Third Birthday Card For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Nineteenth Birthday Card For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Let That Shit Go Greeting Card | Man Meditating Card, For Yogi, Yoga Lover, Namaste, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Merci. Greeting Card | French Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Merci. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Wife, Her, Birthday, Valentines, Anniversary

Best Fucking Wife Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, BFF, Bestie, Birthday

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In September. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In March. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In November. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

30 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 50. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Daughter, Sister, Her, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 21. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle, Encouragement

Sending Good Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Weed Word Art Coaster | Cannabis, Weed, Mary Jane, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Grass, Ganga, Dope, Herb

Weed Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your weed vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Christmas Card, Dry Humour, Profanity, Brussel Sprouts

Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Mug | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Synonyms

Sex Toy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Boobs Word Art Mug | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Synonyms

Boobs Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Willy Word Art Mug | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Synonyms

Willy Word Art Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Caravaner, Caravan Owner, Staycation Journal, Diary, Caravan Doodle

Caravan Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Guitar Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Guitarist, Guitar Player, Musician, Music Lover

Guitar Wanker Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99