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Lemon Loco offer a wide range of greeting cards and gifts designed to suit every occasion. Use the filter bar to the left to search by product, occasion, holiday or theme. 

All of our cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge! Make them smile by buying the perfect funny gift today!
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card | Rude Congratulations Card, Well Done, Graduation, New Home, Engagement, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Father's Day Card, Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Small Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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There is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card | Rude Anniversary Card, Rude Valentines Card, Rude Card For Her, Rude Card For Wife, Girlfriend

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card

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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card | Pussy, Fanny, Snatch, Muff, Beaver, Honey Pot, Punani, Honey Pot, Clunge

Vagina Word Art Greetings Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with some female genitalia inspired word art.

from £3.99
Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook | Funny Journal, Funny Gift For Cat Lover, Cat Owner, Rude Notebook, Black And White Notebook

Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
There is No Place Like Your Vagina Fridge Magnet | Rude Birthday Gift For Her, Anniversary Gift For Girlfriend, Valentines Gift For Wife

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Boob Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Profanity Happy Birthday Card For Friend, Sibling, Partner, Pile Of Poo With Wings and Halo

Holy Shit! It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Man Presenting Chart

Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Friend, Grandma, Grandad, Mum, Dad, Born In The Sixties, 60s, Birth Year Mug, Offensive

1966 The Year Of The Dickhead Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card | Funny Forgive Me Speech Bubble Cactus Apology Card, Cute I'm Sorry Card, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

Sorry For Being A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card | Rude Compliment Card For Friends, LGBTQ+, Banter, Affectionate Insult Cards, Rhyming Card

You're Classy, Sassy & Have A Fat Assy Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Drum Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover, Journal, Diary

Drum Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug | Funny Fish Pun Gift, Group Of Bass, All About That Bass, All About The Music, Music Fish Joke

You Know I'm All About The Bass Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla Joke

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card | Funny Father's Day Card, Dog Eating From Bowl With Balls Hanging, Funny Dog Card For Dad

Dad You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card | Dog Pun Congratulations, Drunk Shih-Tzu Head On A Human Body, Graduation, Exams, Shitfaced

Congratulations Let's Get Shih-Tzu Faced Greeting Card

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It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card | Funny Beer Can Pun Congratulations Card, Empty Beer Cans, New Job, Graduation, Can Do

It's All Down To Your Can Do Attitude Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Her, Sassy Confident Gin Bottle In A Suit, Independent Woman, Gin Pun

Happy Birthday You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card | Funny Snake Pun Birthday Card, Snake In A Crown Drinking A Cocktail, Let's Get Drunk

It's Your Birthday... Let's Get Legless! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Born In The 80s Greeting Card | 80s Baby Birthday Card, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Greeting Card

from £3.99

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