Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Valentine's Day Gifts & Presents

We've got the funniest rude, inappropriate and downright outrageous gifts to show that special someone how much they (don't) mean to you on St Valentine's Day!

From personalised greetings cards through to Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags. & Aprons, we have a wide range of gifts that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Nice Buns Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Her, Anniversary, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Iced Buns With Cherry Doodle

Nice Buns Greeting Card

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Let's Fuck Greeting Card | Profanity Anniversary Card, Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Card For Him, For Her, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Greeting Card

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You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Golfing Pun Love Card, Golfer With Love Heart Eyes, Anniversary Card For Golfer, PGA, US Open, Grand Slam

You Drive Me Crazy Greeting Card

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You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card | Funny Penis Joke Anniversary Card For Wife, Gay Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Penis Doodle Valentines Card

I Love You With All Of My Willy Greeting Card

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You're Willy Great Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

You're Willy Great Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Penis Doodle

I Willy Love You Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Two Humpback Whales In Love

Let's Humpback At Mine Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Bin Pun Valentines Card, Love, Man Sat Inside A Dustbin, Where Have You Been

Where You Bin All My Life? Greeting Card

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To My Silver Fox Greeting Card | Handsome Silver Fox Illustration Love Card, For Good Looking Older Man, For Husband, For Boyfriend, Anniversary

To My Silver Fox Greeting Card

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To My Other Half Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny Beer Pun Valentine's Card, Two Half Pints Of Beer Kissing, Ale

To My Other Half Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Funny, Slot Machine Joke Valentine's Card, Winning Slot Machine, Top Prize, Love Card

I Won The Jackpot With You Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card | Funny, Cake Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Layer Cake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary

I Love Every Layer Of You Greeting Card

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You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Smilling Happy Cupcake, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, You Make Me Crazy, Muffin

You Bake Me Crazy Greeting Card

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All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card | Funny, Baking Pun Love Card, Lady Kneading Dough, Cute Valentine's Card, Anniversary, All You Need Is Love

All You Knead Is Love Greeting Card

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I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card | Funny, Space Pun Love Card, Outer Space, Rocket Going To The Moon, Smiling, Blushing Moon

I Love You To The Moon And Back Greeting Card

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You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card | Funny, Bee Pun Love Card, Bees Flying Around Knees, You're The Best Card For Friend, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

You're The Bee's Knees Greeting Card

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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card | Cupid Illustration Valentines Card, Baby Cupid With Bow And Arrow, For Partner, Love Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Willy Love You Greeting Card | Penises Of Different Colours And Sizes Print Valentines Card, For Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Anniversary, I Really Love You

I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card

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Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Whale In Love, Love Heart Bubble, Will You Be Mine

Whale You Be Mine? Greeting Card

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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card

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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Valentine's Card, Love, Slice Of Pizza Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card

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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card | Cute, Kitten, Funny Cat Pun Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Cats Cuddling, Purfect For Each Other

We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card For Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple Sharing A Bath

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple In A Bubble Bath Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Valentine's Card, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card | Funny Clam Pun Valentine's Card, Clam Peeking Out Of Shell, Hello Is It Me You're Looking For

Shello! Is It Me You're Looking For? Greeting Card

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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Girlfriend, Wife, Flash Grenade Surrounded By Hearts

Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card

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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card | Valentines Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Flag With A Heart, Capture My Heart

You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card

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You Blow My Mind Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Hairdryer Pun Valentine's Card, Hairdryer Blowing Air Onto Brain, Anniversary, Proud Of You

You Blow My Mind Greeting Card

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You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Ball And Chain Joke Valentine's Card, Leg Held Down By Ball And Chain, Anniversary

You Keep Me Grounded Greeting Card

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You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Tea Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Winking Tea Cup With Pouty Lips And Eyes, Cup Of Tea, You're Beautiful

You're Brew-tiful Greeting Card

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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card | Funny Vintage Joke Valentines Card, Anniversary, Woman Playing The Harp Romantically For Man

Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card

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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, King Kissing Jester's Shoe

Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card

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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card | Vintage Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Man And Woman Embracing, Angel, Sex Joke, Rhyme

Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card

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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card

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