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Valentine's Day Cards
Show bae how much they mean to you with our range of downright offensive, rude and inappropriate greeting cards!
All cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct! Shop now to put a smile on their face this Valentine's Day :)
I Willy Love You Penis Print Greeting Card
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You've Stolen A Pizza My Heart Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Pizza Greeting Card
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We're Purr-fect For Each Other Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card
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Are You A Flash Grenade? Because You Are Stunning! Greeting Card
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You've Captured My Flag Greeting Card
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Now This Is Good Fingering. Greeting Card
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Tim Had Started To Think That Their Roleplaying Had Got A Bit Weird. Greeting Card
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Shall We Go For A Quickie In The Heather? Greeting Card
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"Get A Bucket And A Mop For This WAP" She Whispered. Greeting Card
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'Honey, You Have A Large Bogey Up Your Nose.' She Said. 'God Bless You Darling.' I Answered. Greeting Card
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"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card
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I'm Turtley In Love With You Greeting Card
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Totally Addicted To You Greeting Card
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I Love You From My Head Tomatoes Greeting Card
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I Will Love You Fur-ever Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Want To Play With Your Nuts Greeting Card
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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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Sleeping Booty Greeting Card
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Rug Muncher Greeting Card
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Queen Greeting Card
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