Valentine's Day Cards

Show bae how much they mean to you with our range of downright offensive, rude and inappropriate greeting cards!

All cards are printed on 324gsm card and can be personalised and sent direct! Shop now to put a smile on their face this Valentine's Day :)

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Boyfriend, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Boyfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Hinge, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Hinge You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Breast Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Rude Thanks, Boobs, You're The Best

You're The Breast Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card | Boob Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Breasts Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, The Best, BFF

You're The Breast Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Nice Beaver Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Beaver Doodle, Inuendo

Nice Beaver Greeting Card

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You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card | Friendship Card In Bubble Font For Best Friend, BFF, Ride Or Die, Soul Mate

You're My Ride Or Die Greeting Card

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Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Enthusiast, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary

Ruck Me Maul Me Make Me Scrum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Wife, Boyfriend Or Girlfriend

Happy Valentine's From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card

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You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You’re My Lobster Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, Love, Lobster Doodle, Friends Quote, Mate For Life

You’re My Lobster Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card, For Him, For Her, Nothing Without You, Muffin Doodle

I'm Muffin Without You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Rude Love Card, Valentines Card For Boyfriend, Husband

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Nice Tits Greeting Card | Funny Pun Valentines Card For Her, Love, New Boobs, Nice Breasts, Blue Tits Doodle

Nice Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Fancy It? Greeting Card Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Rude Anniversary Card, Sex Hand Gesture Doodle

Fancy It? Greeting Card

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World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Husband, Him, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Husband Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Met On Bumble, Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple On A Beach Card

Happy Valentine's Naked Couple Sunbathing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Otterly Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Otter Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Otter Holding A Love Heart, Anniversary

I Otterly Love You Greeting Card

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I Love Your Cock Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Boyfriend, Husband, Valentines, Cockeral Doodle

I Love Your Cock Greeting Card

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Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Card For Nudist Couple, For Her, For Him, Nude Couple In A Jacuzzi

Happy Valentine's Couple In A Hot Tub Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Coffee Pun Valentine's Card, Espresso Coffee In Love, Words Cannot Express

Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean To Me Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card | Funny Rugby Sex Joke, Valentines Card For Rugby Player, Fan, Six Nations, Anniversary, Tackle Penis Pun

Show Me Your Tackle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card | Weed Joke Card For Girlfriend, Her, Stoner Love Card, Dope, Cannabis, Marijuana, 420, Ganja, Hash, Pot

World's Dopest Girlfriend Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Lava You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Volcano Pun Valentine's Card, Love, Smiling Volcano With Lava And Heart

I Lava You Greeting Card

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You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card | Funny Weed Love Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Valentines, Hand Illustrated Cannabis Leaf, Anniversary

You Toke My Breath Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Whaley Love You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Whale Pun Valentines Card, Love, Blue Whale In A Party Hat With Confetti

I Whaley Love You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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