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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

"Harold, Fuck Off, Your Breath Smells Like Wet Eggs." Greeting Card

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Born In The 80s Mug | 80s Baby Birthday Mug, Birthday, Born In The 1980s, Eighties, Leg Warmers, Cassette Player, Cassette Tapes

Born In The 80s Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Dog Pun Birthday Card, Sausage Dog In A Party Hat With Cocktail

Sit! And Paw Yourself A Drink It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Unwind On Your Birthday Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Cassette Tape Pun Birthday Card, Cassette Tape Undwinding

Unwind On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card | Pessimistic New Years, Champagne Glasses Clinking, Bubbly

Here's To Another Year Of Pointless, Vapid Existence! Happy New Year! Greeting Card

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Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card | Rich, Spoilt, Moving Out

Happy New Home - Well Deserved, I Know You Worked Hard On Crawling Out Of Your Wealthy Mother's Vagina! Greeting Card

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26 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Sixth Birthday Gift For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card | Funny Sex Toy Pun Christmas Card For Friend, Rude Dildo, Vibrater Doodle

Sending Good Vibes This Christmas Greeting Card

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Jingle Bell... End. Mug | Rude Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, Deadpan, Funny Christmas Carol Pun Coffee Mug, Jingle Bells, Bellend, Profanity

Jingle Bell... End. Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
Freshly Baked A5 Journal | Funny Cannabis Recipe Journal, Groovy Seventies Font, Marijuana, Hash, Pot, Bon Appetite, Baking

Freshly Baked A5 Journal

£12.95

Brighten their day with our fun range of journals.

£12.95
Let That Shit Go. Tote | Canvas Shopping Bag, Yoga Joke Tote Bag, For Yoga, Yogi, Namaste, Profanity, Let It Go, Breakup, Zen, Forgiveness, Healing

Let That Shit Go. Tote

£26.50

Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"

£26.50
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Cushion | Abstract Nude Arse Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Bum

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Cushion | Abstract Nude Arse Cushion, Feminist, Female Empowerment Gift, Line Drawing Bum

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Monochrome Cushion

£25.25

Brighten your home with our range of stuffed cushions. SIZE: 16" X 16"

£25.25
Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card | Sumo Wrestler Congratulations Card, Exams, Graduation, Passed Driving Test, New Job

Sumo Wrestler Well Done Greeting Card

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Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

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Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook | Funny Christmas Journal, Cheeky Stocking Filler, Gift, LGBT, Dildo And Boobs On Christmas Tree

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster | Funny Christmas Coaster, Cheeky Christmas Decorations, Stocking Filler, LGBT, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Coaster

£13.25

Add some fun to your morning cuppa with our hand illustrated inspired coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
43 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Forty Third Birthday Gift For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
39 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Nineth Birthday Gift For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
38 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Eighth Birthday Gift For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
37 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Seventh Birthday Gift For Thirty Seven Year Old, 37th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

37 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
34 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Fourth Birthday Gift For Thirty Four Year Old, 34th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

34 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
33 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Third Birthday Gift For Thirty Three Year Old, 33rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

33 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
31 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty First Birthday Gift For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
24 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fourth Birthday Gift For Twenty Four Year Old, 24th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

24 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
23 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Third Birthday Gift For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
19 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Nineteenth Birthday Gift For Nineteen Year Old, 19th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

19 And Still A Prick Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fifth Birthday Card For Forty Five Year Old, 45th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

45 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Fourth Birthday Card For Forty Four Year Old, 44th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

44 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty Third Birthday Card For Forty Three Year Old, 43rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

43 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Forty First Birthday Card For Forty One Year Old, 41st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

41 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Eighth Birthday Card For Thirty Eight Year Old, 38th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

38 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Sixth Birthday Card For Thirty Six Year Old, 36th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

36 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug | Funny Christmas Gift, Stocking Filler, LGBTQ+, Dildo, Boobs

Rude Christmas Tree Merry Christmas Mug

£12.95

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£12.95
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Man Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Boy Diary, Gift For Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook | Lady Riding A Horse Journal, Horse Girl Diary, Gift For Female Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card | Man Riding A Horse, Horse Boy, Male Horse Rider, Horse Lover, Jockey, Equestrian

Horse Riding Wanker Greeting Card

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