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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Tinsel In The Shape Of Breasts With Bauble Nipples Doodle

Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Doodle Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Dick The Halls Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Christmas Carol Pun, Deck The Halls

Dick The Halls Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card | Offensive New Year Card, Rude Happy New Year Card

Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Tinsel Tits Greeting Card | Brightly Coloured Rude, Funny Christmas Card, Pop Art, Pink And Red

Tinsel Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card | Deadpan Card, Rude Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Small Boobs

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Greeting Card | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Mammaries, Cans, Jugs, Bust

Boobs Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our boob vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook | Funny Gifts For Mum, Mother's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Mother

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Notebook For Him, Birthday Journal

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook | Funny, Rude Notebook, Anniversary Gift For Her, Valentines, Black And White Journal

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster | Funny Gifts For Mum, Thank You Gift For Mother, Mother's Day Drinks Mat

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster | Funny Coaster, Anniversary Gift For Her, Rude Drinks Mat, Black And White

There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet | Gift For Couple Moving Out, Monochrome Fridge Magnet, Housewarming, New Home

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Vagina Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Bugger Greeting Card | FFunny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Sorry, Failed Exam, Failed Driving Test, Whoops, Profanity, Breakup

Bugger Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of pop art inspired greeting cards.

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Merry Cockmas Greeting Card | Funny Christmas Card, Rude Christmas Card, Penis Pun, Cock, Bubble Font

Merry Cockmas Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckingnewyear Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card | Rude Happy New Year Card, Funny Happy New Year Card, Goodbye 2020

#goodfuckingriddance2020 Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card | Rude Halloween Card, Funny Halloween Card, Profanity, Hashtag

#happyfuckinghalloween Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Carole Baskin Greeting Card, Tiger King Greeting Card

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Let's Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Notebook, Rude Journal, Vintage Typography, Profanity

Let's Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Brighten your day with our range of cheeky notebooks.   

£11.25
Let's Fuck Coaster | Funny Drinks Mat, Rude Drinks Coaster, Vintage Typography

Let's Fuck Coaster

£13.25

Add some spice to your morning cuppa with our cheeky coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Cunt Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, New Job Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Passed Exams Or Driving Test

Congratulations You Cunt Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker | Funny Gift For Dog Lover, Rude Sticker For Dog Owner, Black And White Sticker, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Keep The Fuck Away Sticker | Funny Offensive Gifts For Friends, Monochrome, Profanity, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker | Tiger King Gifts, Carole Baskin, Joe Exotic, Monochrome, Profanity

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Sticker

£3.65

Tell them like it is with these fun stickers.  SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Well Done

Congratulations You Cunt A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook | Father's Day Gift, Thank You Gift For Dad, Monochrome Journal, Small Todger, Willy, Penis

Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25