Profanity Themed Greeting Cards
We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!
Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card
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Happy Fucking New Year Greeting Card
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Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card
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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card
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#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Cunt. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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I'm Grapeful For Our Friendship! Greeting Card
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I Wanna Pizza Dat Ass Greeting Card
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It's Time To Stop Lion Around... And Celebrate!!! Greeting Card
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