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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards
We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!
Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card
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Boobs Print Colourful Greeting Card
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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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You're A Massive Wanker. Er...I Mean Flanker. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card
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Best Fucking Mum Ever. Greeting Card
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40 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card
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I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card
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One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card
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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card
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Well Done You Jammy Bastard Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card
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Happy Fucking New Year. Greeting Card
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Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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You're My Favourite Prick Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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Best Fucking Mum Ever Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Clever Little Bastard Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Massive Tosser Greeting Card
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I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Twat! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card
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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Bridesmaid! Greeting Card
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