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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards
We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!
Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card
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About Fucking Time Greeting Card
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Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card
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Fuck It. This Card Will Do. Greeting Card
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Boobs Print Colourful Greeting Card
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Older Bud Wiser Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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Chelsea Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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You Absolute Knobhead Happy Birthday Greeting Card
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Even Your Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
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Cats Off To You, You Did It! Greeting Card
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Happy Easter You Cunt Greeting Card
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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card
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Well Done Smart Arse Greeting Card
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Muchas Gracias Greeting Card
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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
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About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card
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Shake Your Boobs It’s Your Birthday! Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In November Greeting Card
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Good Luck With Your New Job You Fucking Traitor Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Smug Wanker Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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I Would Give You A Funny Card, But At This Age There's A Chance You'll Piss Yourself Greeting Card
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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card
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Christmas Can Sod Off Greeting Card
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