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We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

I Am 31 Mug | 29 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 31st Birthday Gift For Friend, Son, Daughter, Sibling, Thirty First Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty One

I Am 31 Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Friend, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nice Arse Compliment Birthday Card

I Hope Your Birthday Is As Nice As Your Bum Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card | Funny Autocorrect Joke Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cake, Profanity

Hope You Enjoy Your Birthday Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Bitch Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Bestie, BFF, Sassy, LGBTQ+ Profanity

Birthday Bitch Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Best Friend, BFF, BFFL, Soul Mate, Bestie

Best Fucking Friend Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In June. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
40 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Fortieth Birthday Gift For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Vegan, Cactus Doodle, Veggie, Plant Based, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Vegan Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Mother's Day Mug For Mum, Mother, Profanity

Best Fucking Mum Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Boobs Word Art Spiralled Notebook | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Cans, Buns

Boobs Word Art A5 Notebook

£11.25

Wow them with your boob vocab with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug | Rude Gift For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Soul Mate, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Profanity

Best Fucking Friend Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
25 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Fifth Birthday Gift For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card | Funny, Rude, Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, For Him

Happy Birthday Cock Face. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Spurs Fan, FPL, Fantasy Football, Tottenham

Spurs Are Shit. I Mean Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, 50th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

50 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Birthday Card For Friend, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Bike Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling Journal, Biking Diary

Bike Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

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£11.25
Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In May Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Rude Age Joke Birthday Card For Mum, Dad, Grandparents, Balloon Doodle

You Are Old As Fuck Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Sex Toy Art Greeting Card | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Vibrator

Sex Toy Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our sex toy vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
Willy Word Art Coaster | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Coaster

£13.25

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card For Friend, Family, Partner, Apologetic Doctor

I’m Sorry, There’s No Cure For Being A Cunt! Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Badminton Player, Couple Playing Badminton In The Sun, Shuttlecock, Birdie, Rally

Happy Birthday Badminton Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card | Funny Cockerel Pun Birthday Card, Dazed Looking Cockerel, Rude Birthday Card For Him, Another Year Older

One Year Older And Still A Cock Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Birthday Vibes Greeting Card | Funny Vibrator Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Dildos Illustration, Different Vibrators Print

Birthday Vibes Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Puppy Pun Birthday Card For Friend, Dog In A Party Hat With Confetti, Mother Fucker Dog Pun

Happy Birthday Mother Pupper Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
32 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Thirty Second Birthday Gift For Thirty Two Year Old, 32nd, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

32 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
29 And Still A Prick Mug | Rude, Funny Twenty Nineth Birthday Gift For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty Nineth Birthday Card For Thirty Nine Year Old, 39th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

39 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Eighth Birthday Card For Twenty Eight Year Old, 28th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

28 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug | Funny, Rude, Profanity Gift For Brother, Sibling, Birthday

Best Fucking Brother Ever. Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In July. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In May. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In February. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card | Rude 30th, Profanity Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 30. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99