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Profanity Themed Greeting Cards

We offer a wide range of profanity themed greeting cards that are guaranteed to make them smile!

Our cards cover a wide range of holidays and occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving - and can be personalised and sent direct at no extra charge!

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Age Card, For Son, Brother, Friend

21 And Still A Fucking Legend. Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 21st, Profanity Twenty First Birthday Card For Twenty One Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter, Age Card

21 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card | Rude 40th, Profanity Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Age Card

Holy Shit You're 40. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Running Wanker A5 Notebook | Rude, Funny Gift For Runner, Marathon Journal, Diary, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Beach Please Beach Towel

£29.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£29.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch Pun In Groovy Seventies Font

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£29.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£29.95
Beach Please Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Bitch Please

Beach Please Beach Towel

£29.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£29.95
Basic Beach Beach Towel | Hen Do Beach Towel, Bright Pink Pop Art Beach Towel For Her, Basic Bitch

Basic Beach Beach Towel

£29.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£29.95
Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel | Pun Beach Towel, Funny Beach Towel, Son Of A Bitch, Pop Art

Sun Of A Beach Beach Towel

£29.95

Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels.  SIZE:  80cm X 160cm

£29.95
Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Husband, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Husband Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug | Rude Valentines Gift For Wife, Anniversary, Profanity

Best Fucking Wife Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug | Rude Birthday Gift For Sister, Sibling, Profanity

Best Fucking Sister Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug | Rude, Funny Father's Day Mug For Dad, Father, Profanity

Best Fucking Dad Ever Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
#loveyou Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Love, Hashtag, Profanity

#loveyou Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Husband, Him, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentines

Best Fucking Husband Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Sister, Sibling, Her, Birthday

Best Fucking Sister Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card | Rude Thank You Card For Dad, Parent, Him, Father's Day, Birthday

Best Fucking Dad Ever Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Bday, Old Age Joke, Not Another Birthday

Another Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Boobs Word Art Greeting Card | Tits, Breasts, Titties, Bazookas, Knockers, Hooters, Melons, Mammaries, Cans, Jugs, Bust

Boobs Word Art Greeting Card

from £3.99

Make them smile with our boob vocab greeting card. 

from £3.99
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Notebook For Him, Birthday Journal

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet | Funny Fridge Magnet, Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Birthday Magnet For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet

£8.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster | Funny Birthday Gift For Men, Rude Drinks Mat, Birthday Coaster For Him

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Vagina Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Punani, Muff, Clunge, Pussy, Fanny, Honey Pot, Fanny, Beaver, Snatch

Vagina Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your vag vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card

from £3.99

Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card | Bum Print Birthday Card, Different Shaped Bottoms Illustration Card, Abstract Nude, LGBTQ+

Happy Birthday You Ass Illustrated Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Sex Toy Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Sex Toy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dildo, Butt Plugs, Love Eggs, Flesh Holes, Strap Ons, Nipple Tassles, Vibrator, Anal Beads

Sex Toy Word Art Magnet

£8.95

Wow them with your sex toy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95
Bum Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Ass, Bottom, Backside, Derriere, Booty, Buttocks, Arse, Rump, Cheeks, Crack, Rear

Bum Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your bum vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Willy Word Art Adhesive Sticker | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Sticker

£3.65

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"

£3.65
Willy Word Art Fridge Magnet | Dick, Penis, Todger, Cock, Schlong, Wiener, Johnson, Pecker

Willy Word Art Magnet

£8.95

Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£8.95