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Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards
Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.
Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.
All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving
Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Best Fucking Wife Ever Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In December Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In June Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In April Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits Greeting Card
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Bon Anniversaire You Cunt Greeting Card
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Oh Shit Greeting Card
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Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Only Cunts Are Born In September Greeting Card
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#merryfuckingchristmas Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck In Your New Job You Wanker Greeting Card
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Vagina Word Art Greetings Card
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Our Calculations Show You're Still A Twat. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Today's Forecast Is A 99% Chance Of Dick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Furious Fucking Fairy. Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card
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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day You Gin-dependent Woman Greeting Card
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