Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours | Deadpan New Home Card, Rude New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Greeting Card

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Running Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Runner, Marathon, 5k, Jogger, Jogging

Running Wanker Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Bowls Player, Two People Playing Bowls On Grass, Fast Green, Heavy Green, Slow Green

Happy Birthday Bowls Greeting Card

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23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Third Birthday Card For Twenty Three Year Old, 23rd, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

23 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Bike Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Cyclist, Biker, Cycling, Biking

Bike Wanker Greeting Card

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Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Congratulations Card, Wedding, Champagne Doodle

Congratulations You Pair Of Cunts Greeting Card

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30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirtieth Birthday Card For Thirty Year Old, 30th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

30 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Thanks, Cheers, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

Thanks You Absolute Prick Greeting Card

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31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Thirty First Birthday Card For Thirty One Year Old, 31st, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

31 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Fuck You're Old Greeting Card | Offensive Birthday Card, Profanity, Old Age Joke Birthday Card

Fuck You're Old Greeting Card

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Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Mum Card, Joke New Mum Card, New Baby, Just Gave Birth

Thoughts And Prayers To Your Vagina Greeting Card

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26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card | Spanish Thank You Card, Thanks, Gratitude, Grateful

Muchas Gracias. Greeting Card

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50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card | Rude 50th, Profanity Fiftieth Birthday Card For Fifty Year Old, Friend, Brother, Sister, Mum, Dad, Age Card

50 And Still A Cunt. Greeting Card

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Greeting Card, Funny Greeting Card, Profanity

You Really Are A Massive Cunt Greeting Card

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25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Twats Are Born In August. Greeting Card

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RIP Vagina Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Mum Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

RIP Vagina Greeting Card

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On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One | Funny Birthday Card For Him, Rude Sex Joke Birthday Card For Him,

On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Greeting Card

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Drum Wanker Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Card For Drummer, Drum Player, Musician, Music Lover

Drum Wanker Greeting Card

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27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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