Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card | Rude, Funny Anniversary Card, Valentines, For Him, For Her, Cactus Doodle, Cacti

Happy Anniversary To My Favourite Prick Greeting Card

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Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card | Offensive Christmas Card, Rude Middle Finger Wearing A Santa Hat

Seasons Greetings Middle Finger Greeting Card

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Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Crystal Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Champage Flutes In Love, Married Fifteen Years

Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Photographer, Photographer Shooting Photos Of Bird, Studio Lighting, Flash

Happy Birthday Photography Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Baking Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Baker, Baker Icing A Cake, Cake Maker, Baking Enthusiast, Hobbie, Hobbyist, Hobby Baker

Happy Birthday Baking Greeting Card

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26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Sixth Birthday Card For Twenty Six Year Old, 26th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

26 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card | Funghi, Cute, Kawaii, Mushroom Pun Card, Mushroom With Confetti

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Tattoos Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Tattoo Enthusiast, Tattoo Artist, Man With Tattoos Holding Tattoo Pen, Body Art, Ink

Happy Birthday Tattoos Greeting Card

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Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card | Magic Mushroom Pun Birthday Card, Colourful Mushrooms Illustration, Drugs Pun

Have A Magical Birthday Greeting Card

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29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Nineth Birthday Card For Twenty Nine Year Old, 29th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

29 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Seventh Birthday Card For Twenty Seven Year Old, 27th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

27 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Joke Bike Wheel Pun Birthday Card For Cyclist, Victorian Man On A Penny Farthing

Have A Wheely Good Birthday Greeting Card

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40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, 40th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

40 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Best Man Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis, Hash

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Best Man Greeting Card

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It May Only Be Our Bronze Anniversary But With You I Feel Like I've Won Gold Greeting Card | Bronze, Eighth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

It May Only Be Our Bronze Anniversary But With You I Feel Like I've Won Gold Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Birthday Card, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Food, Pastry, Picnic Food

Happy Birthday Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Barista, Coffee Drinker, Coffee Grinder, Coffee Beans, Coffee Pot, Espresso, Latte

Happy Birthday Coffee Greeting Card

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You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card | Funny, Chess Pun Love Card, Flirty Queen Chess Piece And Confident King Piece, Check Mate, Valentine's

You're The Perfect Mate Greeting Card

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Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card | Funny Mole Pun Birthday Card, Mole Dressed As The Pope, Holy Moly Mole Pun, Religion Pun

Holy Mole'y It's Your Birthday! Greeting Card

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Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Funny, Cute, Musical Note Pun Birthday Card, Musical Note Celebrating

Just A Note To Say Happy Birthday Greeting Card

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25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude Twenty Fifth Birthday Card For Twenty Five Year Old, 25th, Cactus Doodle Prick Pun, Cacti

25 And Still A Prick Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card | Funny, Silly Birthday Card For Her, Red Head, Red Haired Girl, Woman

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Ginger Greeting Card

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Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Level Up It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

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Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card | Punny Birthday Card For Stoner, Sex Drugs And Rock N Roll Pun, Sausage Roll Doodle

Sex Drugs And Sausage Rolls Greeting Card

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