Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card | Funny Red Card Pun Birthday Card For Footballer, Football Player, FPL, Fantasy Football, Premier League, FIFA

A Card On Your Birthday Greeting Card

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The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card | Funny Weed Pun Card For James Bond Fan, Him, Husband, Boyfriend, Friend, 007 Cannabis Pun, Marijuana, Rasta

The Names Bong, James Bong Greeting Card

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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card | Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bag Of Sugar, Bowl Of Sugar, Hearts, 6 Years Married

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card

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All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Box Of Tissues With Love Hearts

All I Want Tissue Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card | Funny Pug In A Santa Outfit Christmas Card, Bah Humbug, Scrooge, Pug Owner, Pug Lover, Fine Art Pug Illustration

Bah Hum Pug Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card | Funghi, Mushroom Pun Card, Mushroom With Confetti, Fine Art Illustration, Happy Birthday To A Funghi

Happy Birthday To A Fun Guy Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Oyster With Pearls, For Wife, Married 30 Years, Pink Speech Bubble

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Brother, Sister, Joke Bubble Writing Birthday Card For Sibling

From Your Favourite Sibling Greeting Card

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One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card | Funny Birthday Card For Cat Owner, Cat Lover, Friend, Kitten, Card With Lots Of Cats

One Year Closer To Being A Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card | Beauty Print Birthday Card For Make Up Artist, Blush, Lipstick, Nail Varnish, Tweezers, Brushes, Mirror

Happy Birthday Beauty Print Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card | Pork Pie Illustration Father's Day Card For Dad, Full Pork Pie, Pork Pie Slice, British Picnic Food

Happy Father's Day Pork Pie Print Greeting Card

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Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Copper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Moscow Mules In Love, Married Nine Years

Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | China Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two China Vases In Love, Married Twenty Years

Happy 20th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Husband Or Wife, Married Fifty Years

We're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy Mother's Day Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card | Pancake Pun Mother's Day Card, Stack Of Pancakes With Syrup And Butter

Happy Mother's Day Nobody Stacks Up To You Greeting Card

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I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card | Funny Bundt Cake Pun Card For Baker, Baking Pun, I Like Big Butts, Smiling Waving Bundt Cake

I Like Big Bundts Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Billiards Player, Men Playing Billiards, Cue, Pool, Snooker, Billiard Balls, Pocket

Happy Birthday Billiards Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Horseriding Greeting Card | Funny Happy Birthday Card For Horserider, Horse Riding On Jockey, Bridle, Stirrups, Showjumping, Equestrian

Happy Birthday Horseriding Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dogs Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Dog Owner, Group Of Dogs Staring, Boxer, Dalmatian, Pug, St Bernard, Shiba Inu, Mini Poodle

Happy Birthday Dogs Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card | Happy Birthday Card For Dancer, Couple Dancing, Ballroom, Tango, Tap, Ballet, Jazz, Contemporary, Latin Dance

Happy Birthday Dancing Greeting Card

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You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Pea Pun Anniversary Card, Love, You Make Me Happy, Happy Pea In A Pod, Two Peas In A Pod

You Make Me A'pea Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Control Freak Greeting Card | Funny, Gaming Joke Birthday Card For Gamer, Frankenstein Playing Video Games

Happy Birthday To My Favourite Control Freak Greeting Card

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I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Dog Pun Valentines Card, Love, Dog Struck By Cupid's Arrow With Heart Eyes, Anniversary

I'm Madly In Woof With You Greeting Card

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Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Seal Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Two Seals Kissing

Congratulations It Was About Time You Sealed The Deal! Greeting Card

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