Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Valentine's Card For Husband, Boyfriend, Penis Still Works, Dick Joke

Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card

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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card | Deadpan Divorce Card, Dry Humour Break-Up Card, Monochrome, Sympathy

Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card

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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, New Parents, Wedding Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, Just Married

Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card

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Let Us Fuck Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Let's Have Sex, Profanity, Blunt

Let Us Fuck Greeting Card

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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Contempt

I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card

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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Contempt

Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card

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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Love Card, Over Eat Together

Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card

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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card

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Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Self Care, Masturbation, Look After Yourself

Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card

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'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Dad Bod Joke, Let Yourself Go

'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card

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You Fucking Mug Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Sorry Card, Lost Job, Break Up, Gullible, Divorce, Slang, Sucker, Fool

You Fucking Mug Greeting Card

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You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Hipster Joke, Edgy

You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card

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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Over Eat, Let's Party

Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card

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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Lockdown, At Home, Vegatative State, Boredom

May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card

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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Profanity Card, Chat Shit, Compulsive Lier, Chatting Shit

You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card

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They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'...Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Mean, Rude Monochrome Card

They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'... Greeting Card

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Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card

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I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Stay Away, Sarcasm I Miss You Card

I Haven't Missed You Greeting Card

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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Friend, Congratulations, Celebration, Let's Party, Celebrate You

Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card

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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend

Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card

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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card For New Parents, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations

You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card

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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Just Gave Birth, Congratulations, You'll Be Bad Parents

I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card

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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke

Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Grandparent, Parent, Friend, Sibling, Getting Old, Old Age Joke, Existential

Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card

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