Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

I Know Where You Live. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny New Home Card, You're Leaving, Moving Out, Spooky, Creepy Housewarming Card

I Know Where You Live Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card | Funny Insult Birthday Card For Friend, Her, Him, Mum, Dad, Grandparent, Deadpan You're Old Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card

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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Frenemy, Banter Card, Frenemies, Haters Gonna Hate

It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Him, Not Man Enough, Man Up, Banter Cards, Mean Card

You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card

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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Can't Get Laid, Not Getting Any Sex

Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card

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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card For Parent, Mistake Child, Hug Your Mistake

Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card

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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card | Bacteria Joke, Deadpan Greeting Card, Uncultured, Science, Biology Joke

The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card

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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card | Joke, Deadpan, Sarcastic Sympathy Greeting Card, Tired Of Your Moaning Card, Whiny Friend

Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card

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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Cactus Pun Greeting Card, You're A Prick Cactus Card

I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card

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I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Parents Joke, I Blame The Parents, Monochrome, Black And White

I Blame Your Parents Greeting Card

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Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card, Bad Genes Joke, Monochrome, Black And White

Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card

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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity, Deadpan Greeting Card, You're Shit

I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card

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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Deadpan Greeting Card For Second Child, Sibling

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card

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If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Uncle, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Uncle Card

If Uncles Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card For Aunt, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You, Love You Aunty Card

If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card For Dad, Birthday Card For Dad, Nose Picking Joke, I Choose You

If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card

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Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Mother's Day Card, Unenthusiastic Mother's Day Card, Lazy, Technology

Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card

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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke Father's Day Card, Unenthusiastic Father's Day Card, Lazy, Technology

Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card

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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card | Deadpan Lockdown Birthday Card, Crap Birthday, Can't Celebrate, Monochrome, Profanity

Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card

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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Partner, Met On Grindr, LGBTQ+ Dating App

Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Birthday Card For Her, Fake Tan Wearer, Orange Sheets

Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card

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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny Card For Her, Small Breasts Joke

Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card

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