Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude Wedding Card, Offensive Getting Married Card, Bride And Groom

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Two Loo Rolls In Love, Married One Year

Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Profanity Wedding Card, Congratulations, Just Married, For Bride & Groom

Congratulations Wedding Wankers. Greeting Card

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Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card | Funny Will You Be My Groomsman Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Joint, Spliff, Cannabis

Let Me Be Blunt You're Gonna Be My Groomsman Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card

About Fucking Time Greeting Card

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Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Bit Much Just To Get Out Of Your Own Wedding Greeting Card

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You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Golden Anniversary, Gold Bars In Love, For Grandparents, Married Fifty Years

You're Golden Together Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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About Fucking Time Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Well Done Card, Funny Passed Driving Test Card, Congratulations

About Fucking Time Champagne Greeting Card

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We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Paper, First Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bride + Groom On Loo Roll, Toilet Roll

We're On A Roll Happy 1st Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Bridesmaid Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

I'm Getting Hitched And I Need My Bitch! Be My Bridesmaid? Greeting Card

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Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card | Cancelled Wedding Card, Rescheduled Wedding Card

Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card

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Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive, Funny Wedding Card, Just Married, Engagement, Champagne, Congratulations

Congratulations Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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Together For-leather Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather, Third Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Biker Couple, Bikers In Leather

Together For-leather Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Silver Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Silver Knife And Fork In Love, Married Twenty Five Years

Happy 25th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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I Promise I Won't Make You Wear An Ugly Dress! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Maid Of Honour, Bridal Party Card

I Promise I Won't Make You Wear An Ugly Dress! Greeting Card

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Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Furniture, Twenty Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

Life Without You Would Be Un-chair-able. Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card | Funny Rhyming Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Best Friend, Bridal Party Card

Can't Get Hitched Without My Main Bitch! Be My Maid Of Honour? Greeting Card

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Obviously You're Gonna Be My Bridesmaid! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Bridesmaid Card, Bridal Party Card

Obviously You're Gonna Be My Bridesmaid! And No That's Not A Question! Greeting Card

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Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Leather Wedding Anniversary Card For Husband Or Wife, Two Leather Boots In Love, Married Three Years

Happy 3rd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Pearl Wedding Anniversary Card, Two Oysters With Pearls, For Husband Or Wife, Married Thirty Years

Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card | Funny Be My Maid Of Honour Card, Bridal Party Card, Keep Calm, Bridezilla

Help Me Keep My Shit Together And Be My Maid Of Honour! Greeting Card

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Appley Ever After Greeting Card | Cute, Kawaii, Funny Apple Pun Engagement Card, Congratulations, Apple Bride And Groom Doodle

Appley Ever After Greeting Card

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Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card | Funny Excuse RSVP Card, Can't Make It Card, Wedding, Birthday Party

Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card

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Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card | Sixth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Bag Of Sugar, Bowl Of Sugar, Hearts, 6 Years Married

Happy 6th Wedding Anniversary Sugar Greeting Card

from £3.99

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