Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In October Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In August Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card | Offensive, Rude, Profanity Birth Month Birthday Card

Only Cunts Are Born In February Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our range of pun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Royal Flush Greeting Card | Funny Toilet Humour Card For Poker Player, Toilet Doodle

Royal Flush Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card | Funny, Rude Anniversary Card For Poker Player, Valentine's, Ace Of Spades

Play Your Cards Right And You May Be The Ace In The Hole Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card | Birthday Card For Gamer, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Gaming Obsessed, Games Console Doodle

Happy Birthday Player 2 Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Let's Bone Greeting Card | Rude Valentine's Card For Her, Him, Bone Doodle, Monochrome, Anniversary

Let's Bone Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of cheeky greeting cards.

from £3.99
You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card | Funny Valentine's Card, Anniversary, Saucy, Red Sauce, Ketchup Doodle, Tomato Sauce

You're The Sauciest Person I Know Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card | Rasta Birthday Card, Reggae Birthday Card, Groovy Seventies Font

Have A Jammin Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Tokemon Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Gamer, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Pot

Tokemon Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Have A Dope Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Royal Highness Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Royal Highness Greeting Card

from £3.99

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One Love Greeting Card | Anniversary Card, Love Card, Valentines Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

One Love Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Flower To The People Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Hippie, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Flower To The People Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Stoned Age Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Stoner, Weed Smoker, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot, Stone Age Pun

Stoned Age Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card | Sexy Mermaid Birthday Card For Her, Funny Birthday Card For Friend, LGBTQ+, Siren

Mermaid Happy Birthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of hand illustrated greeting cards.

from £3.99
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our range of pun greeting cards. 

from £3.99
Optimus Fine | Funny Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Anniversary Card For Her, For Him, Valentines, Optimus Prime Pun Card, Vintage Typography

Optimus Fine Greeting Card

from £3.99

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It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card | Rude Card For Best Friend, Bestie, BFF, Friendship, Penis Joke, Willy, Long, Vintage Typography

It's Been A Schlong Time Without You My Friend Greeting Card

from £3.99

Brighten their day with our range of song lyric inspired greeting cards. 

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Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Bum Print, Bottom, Rude Card

Abstract Nude Female Derrière Beige Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Derrière, Bum Print

Abstract Nude Female Bottom Pink Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card | Nude Female Form Line Drawing Greeting Card, Boobs, Female Empowerment

Abstract Nude Female Beige Greeting Card

from £3.99

Put a smile on their face with our cheeky range of abstract nude greeting cards. Ooh la la!

from £3.99
#happybirthday Greeting Card | Rude, Offensive Birthday Card, Hashtag, Monochrome, Profanity

#happybirthday Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99