Rude, Funny & Inappropriate Greetings Cards

Make them chuckle with our range of fun Greeting Cards. From hand illustrated nudes and deadpan captions to naughty word art – we’ve got you covered.

Every greeting card is individually printed on 324gsm card and comes with a fresh white envelope at no extra cost. Cards can also be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost.

All holidays and occasions covered - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving

18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card | Porcelain, Eighteenth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Extra Glazed Donut, Glaze Pun

18 Years And You've Still Got Me In A Glaze Greeting Card

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You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Cotton, Second Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Cotton Candy, Love Hearts

You're So Sweet Happy 2nd Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card | Diamond, Thirtieth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife

30 Years Of Marriage Doesn't Come Without It's Pressure But You've Been My Rock Greeting Card

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You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Sculpture, Twenty Seventh Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Marble Statue

You're So Marble-lous! Happy 27th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny, Copper, Ninth Anniversary Card For Husband, Wife, Copper Pennies And Love Hearts

We're Meant 2p Happy 9th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Wife, Her, Spouse, Red And White Love Heart Valentines, Best Wife Card Card

You Are My Favourite Wife Greeting Card

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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card | Deadpan Alexa Joke, Forgotten Anniversary Joke Card For Husband Or Wife, Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Spouse

Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card

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"For The Last Time Tim, You Can't Play A Harp For Shit." Greeting Card

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"I Thought The Wings Would Be A Turn On, But You Look Fucking Ridiculous Larry." Greeting Card

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card | Deadpan Love Card For Partner, Husband, Wife, Girlfriend Or Boyfriend

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Her, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Girlfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Girlfriend? Greeting Card

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Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card | Funny Owl Pun Card For Him, Owl Sat On A Branch Wearing A Party Hat, Love Card For Boyfriend

Hoo-Hoo's The Best Boyfriend? Greeting Card

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We Just Click Greeting Card | Funny Photography Pun Anniversary Card For Photographer, Flashing Camera With Love Hearts, Shutter Click

We Just Click Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Flirty Stinky Bin, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Cute, Funny Anniversary Card, Love, Couple In Bed On Phones, Valentines

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Wife, Wrong, Insulting, Farcical, Evil, Black, White, Yellow, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Wife Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Nice Anniversary Card For Wife, Wonderful, Intelligent, Fabulous, Electric, Purple, White, Love, Valentine's

Wife Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Anniversary Card For Husband, Hard Work, Uncouth, Sassy, Brash, Annoying, Nauseating, Disappointing

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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Husband Acronym Greeting Card | Funny Anniversary Card For Husband, Handsome, Unique, Sexy, Bodacious, Ageless, Naughty, Delicious, Blue, White, Love

Husband Acronym Greeting Card

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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card | Funny, Deadpan Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband Or Wife

There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card

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You Make Me Wet Greeting Card | Wood Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Lesbian, LGBTQ+, Innuendo, Woman Getting Drenched By Bucket Of Water

You Make Me Wet Greeting Card

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Happy Anniversary Don't Ask Miaow I've Stayed With You This Long Greeting Card | Cat Pun Anniversary Card For Him, For Her, Confused Looking Cat

Happy Anniversary Don't Ask Miaow I've Stayed With You This Long Greeting Card

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It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card | Cockeral Pun Anniversary Card For Boyfriend, Husband, Innuendo, Embarrassed Cockeral

It's Time To Get Your Cock Out... Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card

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I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card | Funny Thitieth Anniversary Card Husband Or Wife, Pearl Anniversary, Married 30 Years,

I Want To Shuck You Happy 30th Wedding Anniversary Greeting Card

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