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Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
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You Have Been A Satisfactory Colleague Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
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If I Agreed With You We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
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I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
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If I Throw A Stick Will You Leave? Greeting Card
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If Brothers Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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If Aunties Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Wearing Fake Tan In Bed Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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After A Year Of Lockdowns And Social Distancing, I Can Safely Say It's Been A Blessing Not Having To See You Greeting Card
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Looking 60 Years Old Is Great... If You're 70 Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card
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Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
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You Stopped Satisfying Me Years Ago. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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