Deadpan Greeting Cards
Challenge them to open these premium greeting cards without cracking a smile!
All of our cards are printed on thick 324gsm paper and can be personalised with an internal message and send direct.
Our cards cover a wide range of occasions - Christmas, Birthday, Congratulations, New Baby, Thank You, Sympathy & Grievance, Wedding, Leaving, Christmas, Mother and Father's Day and much more!
Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
from £3.99
Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Dick Greeting Card
from £3.99
Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
I Hope You Choke On All The Shit You Talk Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
I'm No Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
Nope, Still A Ginger Twat! Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
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