Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
£10.95
You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
from £3.99
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
£13.25
£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock A5 Notebook
£11.25
Wow them with your willy vocab with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
£13.25
£13.25
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
£10.95
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Dad Thanks For Giving Me A Small Cock Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95