Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Will Cook For Wine Apron
£28.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£28.50
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£28.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£28.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£28.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£28.50
You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
You Really Are A Massive Cunt Sticker
£4.65
Tell them like it is with these fun stickers. SIZE: 3x4"
£4.65
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
£10.95
Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
from £3.99
Put a smile on their face with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
