Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
If I Die While Lifting Weights Add More Weights And Then Call For Help Mug
£12.95
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£12.95
One Year Closer To Death Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Asked Alexa How Old You Are. She Laughed Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like A Folded Piece Of Card Greeting Card
from £3.99
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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Your Optimism Is Killing Me Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Mum, Thanks For All The Free Food Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Mum, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay Greeting Card
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from £3.99
Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Will Cook For Prosecco Apron
£28.50
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£28.50
Your Opinion Wasn't In The Recipe Apron
£28.50
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£28.50
Alexa Make The Dinner Apron
£28.50
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£28.50
You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Couldn't Give A Shit About Your Birthday Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Magnet
£10.95
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£10.95
Get Well Soon Attention Seeker Greeting Card
from £3.99
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Congratulations On Your Divorce Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
