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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Thought You'd Never Leave Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Acknowledge That You Are One Year Older Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Birthday You Bellend Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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May I Suggest The Sausage Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
You're The Dog's Bollocks Greeting Card
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Today Should Be Your Wedding Day But It's Not Greeting Card
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Happy Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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I Can't Wait To Have A Big Poo In Your New Loo! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday P.S Please Stop Snoring Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
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Welcome To The World Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Sorry I'm Washing My Hair Greeting Card
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I Love You More Than Connell's Chain Greeting Card
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Let's Pretend This Year Didn't Happen Greeting Card
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You're The Best Teacher I've Had So Far Greeting Card
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If Cousins Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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I Bought You An Easter Egg But Then I Ate It! Happy Easter! Greeting Card
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Live, Laugh, Love, Vomit, Cry, Rinse, Repeat Greeting Card
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Happy Anniversary From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Gin Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made a Tiny Human Greeting Card
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Wishing You A Happy Birthday From A Social Distance Greeting Card
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Obligatory Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99