Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
£12.95
Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Let That Shit Go. Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
from £3.99
Eat Sleep Yoga Repeat Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
from £3.99
Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
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Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Beached Whale Beach Towel
£35.95
Have fun in the sun with our range of printed beach towels. SIZE: 80cm X 160cm
£35.95
#ghoulpower Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
Hi I'm Vegan Tote
£26.50
Hit the beach or the shops with our range of fun canvas tote bags. SIZE: 14" x 18.5"
£26.50
Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Knights Hemplar Greeting Card
from £3.99
Put a smile on their face with our range of pun greeting cards.
from £3.99
Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
On This Day You Came Out A Vagina Tonight You'll Be Back Inside One Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Coaster
£13.25
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£13.25
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95