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We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card | Funny Sympathy Card, Accident Card, Rude Get Well Soon Card

Get Well Soon Skiver Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card | Deadpan Thank You Card, Rude Thank You Card, Funny Thank You Card

Thanks For Nothing Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Now We're Even Greeting Card | Funny Thank You Card, Deadpan Thanks Card, Cheers, Gratitude, Monochrome

Now We're Even Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome

One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Funny Valentines Card, Love, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

We Deserve Each Other Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Anniversary Card, Monochrome

An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card | Deadpan Father's Day Card, Dry Humour Card For Dad

Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Age Joke Birthday Card

You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Carole Baskin Greeting Card, Tiger King Greeting Card

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Hi I'm Vegan Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Vegan Greeting Card, Greeting Card For Vegans, Funny Vegan Card, Veggie, Plant Based

Hi I'm Vegan Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Journal, Black and White Notebook, New Job, Off To University

Good Luck You Fuck A5 Notebook

£11.25

Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.

£11.25
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster | Congratulations Gift, Graduation, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster | CCongratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Drinks Mat, Black and White, Well Done, New Job, Promotion

Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster

£13.25

Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"

£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet | Funny Leaving Gift, Funny Good Luck Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, New Job, Leaving For University

Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet | Congratulations Gift, Graduation Gift, Rude Fridge Magnet, Black and White, Well Done, New Job

Congratulations You Cunt Magnet

£10.95

Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square

£10.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug | Funny, Deadpan Mug For Coworker, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Always Right, Never Wrong

If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug

£11.95

Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.

£11.95
I'm Not Argumentative... I'm Not Mug | Funny, Deadpan Mug For Coworker, Husband, Wife, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Argumentative Person, Contrary

I'm Not Argumentative... I'm Not Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 42 Mug | 40 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 42nd Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Forty Second Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty Two

I Am 42 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 40 Mug | 38 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 40th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Fortieth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Forty

I Am 40 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 39 Mug | 37 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 39th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Ninth Birthday Gift, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Nine

I Am 39 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 38 Mug | 36 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 38th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Eighth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Eight

I Am 38 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 36 Mug | 34 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 36th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Sixth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Six

I Am 36 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 35 Mug | 33 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 35th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fifth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Five

I Am 35 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95
I Am 34 Mug | 32 + 2, Funny, Deadpan 34th Birthday Gift For Friend, Brother, Sister, Thirty Fourth Birthday, 2 Fingers Up, Fuck Off, Thirty Four

I Am 34 Mug

£11.95

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£11.95