If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron
£28.50
Tell them like it is with our range of canvas aprons. SIZE: 25" X 35"
£28.50
Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
There Is No Place Like Your Vagina A5 Notebook
£11.25
Tell them like it is with these fun notebooks.
£11.25
Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
from £3.99
You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
from £3.99
One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
from £3.99
An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card
from £3.99
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from £3.99
You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
from £3.99
Tell them like it is with our fun greeting cards.
from £3.99
from £3.99
Congratulations You Undeserving Dickhead Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Congratulations You Smug Wanker Coaster
£13.25
Tell them like it is with these fun coasters. SIZE: 4x4"
£13.25
Good Luck And Good Riddance Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
Congratulations You Cunt Magnet
£10.95
Tell them like it is with our fun magnets. SIZE: 4 x 4" square
£10.95
If I Were Wrong Don't You Think I'd Know Mug
£12.95
Tell them like it is with our fun range of mugs.
£12.95
