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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Of All The Weirdos On Bumble You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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When I First Met You, I Looked Deep Into Your Eyes And Thought "Fuck It, You'll Do" Greeting Card
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This Is Literally The First Card I Saw Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Tinder You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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You Look Like Something I Drew With My Left Hand Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Take The Bins Out For Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On Grindr You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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I Hate You The Least Greeting Card
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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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