Happy Christmas From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas From A Casual Acquaintance Greeting Card
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May Your Bird Be Moist This Christmas Greeting Card
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I'll Cum Down Your Chimney Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Made The Christmas Card List Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas To Santa's Favourite Ho Greeting Card
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I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Greeting Card
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Have a Basic Christmas You Basic Bitch Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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You Put The Ho Back In Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas. Now Let's Eat Until We Hate Ourselves! Greeting Card
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Christmas Cards Are Consumerist Bullshit Greeting Card
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I'll Give You A Good Stuffing Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
At Least You Can Say Christmas Made You Fat Greeting Card
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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
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If You Jingle My Bell I'll Give You A White Christmas Apron
£21.50
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£21.50