Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
If Sisters Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Of All The Weirdos On The Internet You're My Favourite Greeting Card
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I Fail To See The Point In Your Continued Existence Greeting Card
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I Wish You Had Moved Further Away Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday... Not Many Left Now Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Dad! Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday! You Are A Constant Source Of Disappointment! Greeting Card
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Mum, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday To My Favourite Bisexual Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday I Couldn't Afford A Card With A Picture Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Nosey Cunt Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card
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42% Of Marriages End In Divorce. Greeting Card
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Eat Your Fucking Sprouts Greeting Card
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Will Cook For Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Where The Fuck Is My Wine Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
Prick With A Fork Apron
£21.50
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£21.50
You Will Never Sleep Again Greeting Card
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There Is No Place Like Your Vagina Greeting Card
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Please Pass On Our Deepest Sympathies To Your New Neighbours A5 Notebook
£11.25
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£11.25
Here's To Another Shitty Year Ahead Greeting Card
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Your Home May Be Repossessed If You Fail To Make Your Mortgage Repayments Greeting Card
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I Regret To Inform You That You Are No Longer Young Greeting Card
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Congratulations You Have Incurred A Lifetime Of Debt Greeting Card
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And Then There Was No Sleep Greeting Card
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Today Is The Anniversary Of The Day You Were Born Greeting Card
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Good Luck You Fuck Doodle Greeting Card
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Good Luck And Good Riddance Greeting Card
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Nothing Says ‘Happy Birthday’ Like A Folded Bit Of Card. Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Prick Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday Dickhead Greeting Card
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