Deadpan Gifts

We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.

We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card | Colourful, Blunt 40th, Deadpan Fortieth Birthday Card For Forty Year Old, Brother, Sister, Friend

Your Thirties Have Now Expired. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour Sixtieth Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad, Sixty Year Old, 60th

RIP To Your Fifties Greeting Card

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You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card | Funny Pink Anniversary Card For Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife, Silly Love Card, Valentines

You're My Weirdo. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Dry Humour, Blue Card For Dad, Father

Obligatory Father's Day Card. Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card | Deadpan, Rude, Funny Good Luck Card, New Job, You're Leaving, Retirement, New Home

Good Luck And Good Riddance. Greeting Card

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Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him

Happy Father's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card

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Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Fathers Day Card For Dad, Him, Thank You Card

Dad, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card | Deadpan, Funny, Joke Mothers Day Card For Mum, Her, Thank You Card

Mum, Thanks For Supporting All My Bad Decisions Greeting Card

from £3.99

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I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card | Funny, Offensive Valentines Card, Wedding Anniversary, Love, Golddigger Joke

I Only Married You For Your Money Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Baby Card, Tiny Human, Alien Joke

Welcome To The World Wrinkly Alien Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Knights Hemplar Greeting Card | Weed Birthday Card, Funny Gift For Weed Smoker, Stoner, Knights Templar Pun, Cannabis, Marijuana, Hash, Ganja, Pot

Knights Hemplar Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card | Funny New Baby Card, Joke New Parents Card, Rude Just Married Card

Your Life Is Officially Over Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Girlfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Her, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Girlfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

from £3.99

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You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far | Deadpan Birthday Card For Boyfriend, Funny Anniversary Card For Him, Valentines, Monochrome

You're The Hottest Boyfriend I've Had So Far Greeting Card

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Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Funny Moving House Card

Wishing You Every Misery In Your New Home Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card | Deadpan Anniversary Card, Dry Humour Valentines Card, Monochrome, For Him, For Her

I Have Wasted Another Year Of My Life With You Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card | Rude Engagement Card, Offensive Wedding Card, Funny Congratulations Card

Forty Two Percent Of Marriages End In Divorce Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card | Deadpan New Home Card, Bought A House Card, Moving House

You Are Moving From One House To Another Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Age Joke Birthday Card

You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card | Deadpan Birthday Card, Dry Humour Age Joke Birthday Card For Grandparent, Mum, Dad

Didn't Realise You Were Still Alive Greeting Card

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Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Card For Dog Lover, Funny Card For Dog Owners, Puppy

Even Your Dog Thinks You're A Dick Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card | Deadpan Card, Rude Card For Mum, Rude Mothers Day Card, Funny Thank You Card For Mum, Small Boobs

Mum Thanks For Giving Me Small Tits Greeting Card

from £3.99

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Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Offensive Greeting Card, Stay Away, Get Well Soon

Keep The Fuck Away Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Carole Baskin Greeting Card, Tiger King Greeting Card

Carole Fuckin' Baskin Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99
And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card | Deadpan Greeting Card, Rude Wedding Card, Funny Engagement Card, Moving In Together

And They Lived In Eternal Regret And Misery Greeting Card

from £3.99

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from £3.99