If Dads Were Bogies I'd Pick You Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Alexa Send Mum A Mother's Day Card Greeting Card
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Alexa Send Dad A Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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Well This Is A Fucking Shit Birthday Greeting Card
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There's Nobody Else I'd Rather Sit On My Phone With Greeting Card
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Having Small Boobs Doesn't Mean You Can Overcompensate By Being A Massive Tit! Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Valentine's Greeting Card
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Have A Fucking Spectacular Divorce Greeting Card
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Congratulations, You've Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
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I Hate The Sound Of Your Breathing Greeting Card
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Sometimes, I Wonder What It Would Be Like If You Were Dead Greeting Card
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Let's Get Fat Together Greeting Card
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It's About Time You Shuffled Off Now, Old Timer Greeting Card
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Be Kind To Yourself Today Have A Wank Greeting Card
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'Dad Bods' Only Work If You Were Good Looking In The First Place Greeting Card
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You're Not A Hipster You're A Beard With An Idiot Hanging Off It Greeting Card
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Let's Get Drunk And Eat Ourselves Into A Coma Greeting Card
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May Your Furlough Be Long And Vegetative Greeting Card
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You Don't Half Talk Some Bullshit Greeting Card
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They Say 'If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say, Don't Say Anything At All'... Greeting Card
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Maybe We Should Just Stay Socially Distanced Forever Greeting Card
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Time To Celebrate That Ting Greeting Card
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Our Time Together Has Been Tolerable Greeting Card
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You'll Probably Make Terrible Parents, But It Will Be Fun To Watch Greeting Card
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I'm Sorry Your Newborn Has You For Parents Greeting Card
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Be Careful... Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Greeting Card
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Your Knob Still Does The Job Happy Anniversary Greeting Card
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Good Luck! You're Quite Thick So Don't Get Your Hopes Up! Greeting Card
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One Day All Trace Of You Will Be Forgotten. Let's Do Something Stupid! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Mum! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Bro! Greeting Card
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I'm Starting To Realise That Looking Up To You Might Have Been A Mistake... Happy Birthday Sis! Greeting Card
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At Least Your Age Is Starting To Catch Up With Your Face. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. Happy Birthday! Greeting Card
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I Hate What We Have Become. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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It Is Now No Longer Financially Viable For Us To Break Up. Happy Anniversary! Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Wiping My Bum Greeting Card
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Dad, Thanks For Being My Taxi Greeting Card
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Don't Get Any Ideas You're Getting A Handjob At Best. Happy Valentine's. Greeting Card
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I Have Lost All Respect For You. HB. Greeting Card
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Together We Can Destroy Christmas Greeting Card
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Your Constant Joy Is Starting To Encroach On My Abject Misery Greeting Card
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