You're Getting Married. Shit Just Got Real. Greeting Card
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Deadpan Gifts
We challenge you to gift these items without cracking a smile. Lemon Loco offers a wide range of deadpan gifts, ranging from Mugs, Coasters, Magnets, Stickers, Notebooks, Cushions, Journals, Towels, Tote Bags & Aprons.
We also offer a collection of premium deadpan greeting cards which can be personalised and sent direct at no extra cost. Browse now to find your perfect gift today!
Happy Mother's Day From Your Greatest Accomplishment Greeting Card
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One Person Can Change Your Life I'm Still Waiting For That Person Greeting Card
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An Important Event Took Place On This Day In A Previous Year Greeting Card
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Obligatory Father's Day Card Greeting Card
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You Look Older Than You Are Greeting Card
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Another Year Older, Another Year Droopier Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Our Anniversary? Greeting Card
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Alexa, When Is Dad's Birthday? Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday From The Best Decision You Ever Made Greeting Card
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I Know Where You Live Greeting Card
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Happy Birthday You Fossil Greeting Card
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It's Ok If You Don't Like Me Not Everyone Has Good Taste Greeting Card
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I'm A Cunt And So Are You Greeting Card
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You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother Is Greeting Card
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Your Best Chance Of Getting Laid Is To Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait Greeting Card
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Embrace Your Mistakes... Can I Have A Hug? Greeting Card
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The Only Culture You Have Is Bacteria Greeting Card
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Please Cancel My Subscription To Your Issues Greeting Card
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Your Gene Pool Could Use Some Chlorine Greeting Card
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I Would Tell You To Eat Shit But I Know You're Not Into Cannibalism Greeting Card
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right It's A Shame Nobody Told Your Parents Greeting Card
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